I Ducking Give a 💩 - Mini Poop Ducks

When life gets messy, these tiny 1-inch Poop Ducks are here to remind you that someone still gives a duck. Each one’s got the perfect mix of humor, heart, and float-worthy charm to brighten anyone’s day. Whether you’re gifting a laugh, hiding a surprise on a cruise ship, or ducking a Jeep, these little piles of positivity deliver a whole lot of quack-titude in a tiny package.

Choose Your Pack

• Single Duck + Card – Includes one mini Poop Duck paired with our exclusive 3 x 2.5 inch “I Ducking Give a 💩” card — the perfect small gift that says I care (and I’ve got a sense of humor).
• 5-Pack + Cards – Share the laughs! Five individually packaged ducks with matching cards — ideal for friends, coworkers, or fellow cruisers.
• 10-Pack + Cards – Stock up for gifting, duck exchanges, or spreading a little laughter wherever you float.
• 6 Unpackaged Ducks – No card, no frills, just six funny little ducks ready for action.
• 12 Unpackaged Ducks – Double the ducks, double the fun — perfect for bulk hiding, giveaways, or Jeep ducking.

Why You’ll Love It

Tiny, hilarious, and full of heart — this duck proves that even when things stink, there’s still something to smile about.

Details

• Size: 1 inch tall (2.5 cm)
• Material: Soft PVC rubber
• Design: Mini brown poop-shaped duck with big eyes and classic duck beak
• Card Size: 3x2.5 inch humor card
• Packaging: Clear resealable bag (for carded versions)

Not recommended for children under 3 years old.

Shipping & Delivery:
Most orders ship via USPS Ground Advantage with tracking. Please allow 5–10 business days for delivery after your order ships. Delivery dates are estimates, and postal delays may extend this timeframe. Alaska and Hawaii may require additional time. Ordering for a cruise or special occasion? Please allow extra time before your departure.